Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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