Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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