Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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