is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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