none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever