She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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