Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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