Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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