Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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