Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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