I love black thongs
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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