that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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