This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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