I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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