no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
