So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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