honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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