So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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