haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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