maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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