Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
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