Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
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I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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