you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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