Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
Randomize
