So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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