She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
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I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
i now understand why vodka
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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