i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
