I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
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doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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