I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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