What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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