? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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