Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
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Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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