just tell him i said nine months
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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