I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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