We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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