i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
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I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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