Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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