How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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