Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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