I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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