We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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