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(919): View more from North Carolina

Yes give me all the cream and he's gone

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today

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(612): View more from Minnesota

So do you want to come over? ;)

(763): View more from Minnesota

Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.

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(317): View more from Indiana

It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.

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(406): View more from Montana

he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?

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(315): View more from New York

Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.

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(226): View more from Ontario

Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.

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I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.

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