oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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