question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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