At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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