North Korea, Best Korea!
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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