WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
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Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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