Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
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I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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