We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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