i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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