If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
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Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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