David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
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oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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