"it" just moved
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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