No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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