break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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