Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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