Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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