The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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