once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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