I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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