If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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