About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
birth control should be required to get into college
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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